I'm Black And Can't Dance

  I cannot dance, and I am black! I am black and cannot dance. I realized this phenomenon when I was much younger. After watching Beyonce's "Crazy In Love" music video I tried very much so to do the "Uh Oh" dance. While Beyonce and her dancer's looked like fierce energizer bunnies, I looked like I was trying to fight off a seizure. Fast forward to my eighth grade farewell dance and  I, along with another person of color who could not dance, leaned back against the wall while I watched my peers grinding and freaking on each other ( yeah the supervisors did not do their job). While taking breaks from watching what looked like a music video on 106& Park, I ate some cotton candy, some  ice cones chatted with some friends  but the distraction was still lingering.

   Why can't I just dance? This eighth grade farewell dance is a once in a lifetime opportunity to dance and have fun with my eighth grade friends . I felt alone, shy and awkward. Suddenly, I threw away my ice cone ( in a recyclable trash can), and marched right onto the dance floor. There was just a crowd of overly hype, sweaty kids and I made my way through them. I stopped and told myself that I will just dance for ten seconds just to say that I actually danced at my eighth grade farewell dance. So I did it, I danced like a beheaded chicken, and once the ten seconds was over I looked up to see if anyone was watching. I looked at one side of the room and mostly people were still dancing and grinding on each other *phew*! I look at the other side of the room and there was this one girl just staring at me, and smiling mischievously like"haha girl! I saw that!"

  Now in present time I still can't dance, I've gotten a little better, but I prefer to dance when I'm in my room by myself. However, if I get invited to a club I'm going to dance even if I look stupid. Why? Because dancing is just about feeling the music and having fun. You don't have to be a trained dancer or even have some moves to dance. Just dance to the beat as they say! In retrospect if you're dancing in public you're probably not the only one who can't dance, and most people aren't paying attention to you dancing like that, they're too busy having fun. So, there is nothing wrong with not knowing how to dance, even if your black. But if it still bothers you, you can always take classes. So have a  Happy National Dance Day to all my awkward dancers!